Looking for a way to dispose of a rabbit? Don't even think about shooting it from a moving trolley car in New York City or you will be considered a law-abiding citizen no more. Want to maintain your perfect police record? If so, then you better not carry your Pepsi (or any other carbonated beverage, for that matter) out in the open without a permit, because that's illegal, too.
If you had no idea that these laws existed and are thinking about visiting the Big Apple, then you better read on. Brushing up on the crazy unknown laws can mean the difference between having an exiting excursion and a holiday in the hoosegow.
Ladies, while staying in New York, if you want to show off your curves you would be better off walking around in the buff than sporting your favorite bodysuit. As unbelievable as it may sound, it's against the law to wear tight-fitting clothing but completely legal to tour the city topless (unless you are trying to solicit money, you naughty girls, you).
While doing laundry during your vacation should be against the law, it isn't. However, if you plan on hanging your damp duds outside to dry, you better first take a trip to the permit office. Unless you have the government's go-ahead, it's illegal to line-dry your clothing.
Imagine your perfect Sunday in the Big Apple. Maybe you visit an ice cream parlor for a scoop to enjoy while you stroll lazily in the park. Keep that cone out of your pocket or you might just stroll your way into the slammer. That's right, stowing ice cream in your pocket may not only stain your coat but your record, as well. It is considered a criminal act on the Sabbath.
Chances are, your trip to Manhattan will be thrilling and free of any run-ins with the law. However, if you do find yourself trying to talk your way out of a ticket while clutching your soda and wearing the leotard that you just plucked off the clothesline, don't say I didn't warn you.
This bit of sage advice for the NYC visitor was contributed by Bonny Bainter - who tends to abide by the laws, for the most part.